irony

our text conversation yesterday was hilarious... but mostly from a knowing perspective. i hope you get a chance to someday read this and enjoy the irony. my added commentary is in bold.

Danica: I hope you are enjoying the cold weather today. Sometimes I find comfort in the weather when it matches how I feel.

Isaiah: I am generally that way as well

Isaiah: The ocean and clam chowder helped a little too. How are things in Danica-land

Danica: Danica-land is in whole foods drowning in the glory that beholds her. Alyssa and I are having our first girl wine night and I'm trying to find that garlic naan....do you happen to remember where it is?

Isaiah: Near the place where they make you sandwiches. It's with lots of other breads. I know what you mean about glory... I want to buy or steal 75% of things there

Danica: Mmm yes. Me as well. We should plan a heist

Isaiah: :/ Perhaps in the less soon future...

Danica: Perhaps illegal activity would not make anything better...

at this point i guffawed. it was almost painful, it was so loud and unplanned. i had been pondering "illegal activity" for hours upon end at this point. (not the heist kind.)

Isaiah: ...I haven't been ambushed by a laugh that effectively in months.

Isaiah: I seriously might be laughing at that all day long.

Danica: :) I'm glad that struck you as funny!

Isaiah: Someday I will explain all the reasons why it has earned you a place in the great hall of quotability, alongside such greats as J S Mendel

Danica: You'll tell me when I'm older?

Isaiah: When we're BOTH older.
Isaiah: That reminds me: Your klipsch-y-poos haven't given me trouble once yet

Danica: Mmmm. They don't like me!! I knew it

Isaiah: Depending on how mature they are, maybe it's just the opposite. Maybe they DO like you and they're super-shy.

Danica: Well it's annoying. Just say it already! Hahaha

Hahaha indeed... jerk. thanks for twisting the knife. stop saying words. (i don't blame you; obviously you couldn't've known.)

Isaiah: They're waiting for you to give them your ear

Danica: Argh... Welp fine. -___-

Isaiah: lol nice face. I don't really care if we don't trade back. I would want to reinforce the cord in certain places though

Danica: Well keep listening. It's around the jack and the left earbud stops until I adjust the cord by the jack

Isaiah: I've already spent Like ten hours with em. I even spent a few minutes fiddling with the jack trying to make it have a problem. In fact I wanted to make a joke about tweaking your clipsch and getting nothing but great noises but it seemed a little much... So i wisely kept that one to myself.

Danica: Until now. ;) well I guess I'm crazy and was hearing things...or not hearing things.

your simple wink-emoticon, rather than an awkward response, was very difficult for me. not because i couldn't interpret it correctly, but because i really wanted to mis-interpret it. i was expecting shock or at least discomfort of some kind, but saw none... yea. which was difficult.

Isaiah: It'll probly start again as soon as they're returned

Danica: Prob

Isaiah: Totes poss?

Danica: Fo sho